Dept of Homeland Security: 8 Signs of a Terrorist

For several years Alex Jones and others have been warning against a citizens reporting situtation to where we would look out for neighbors doing suspicious things. And they labeled him a Conspiracy Theorist.

This is theory no longer. The following video is directly from the Dept of Homeland Security, detailing the 8 signs of a terrorist.

I have made a quick survey you can take:

Do you buy or handle gold bullion?
Do you use a watch, binoculars or donate to charity?
Do you use email or the telephone to get information about things?
Do you monitor police radio? My grandma used to do this, she must have been the best chocolate chip cookie terrorist in the world.
Do you notice surveillance cameras or try to watch big brother back?
Do you steal or trespass?
Do you take pictures?

If you answered yes to any one of these questions, you are a terrorist. You should report yourself right away and quit taking airplanes.