Thursday, December 14, 2006

Accept No Substitutes!

Accept No Substitutes!
Ask for it by name.
Available only in finer stores while supplies last.

Limit one per household.
Individual results may vary.
Subject to credit approval.
Must be 18 or over to participate.
No purchase necessary.
Void where prohibited.
See participating stores for official rules and complete details.

May cause headaches, asthenia, palpitation, vasodilation, sweating, rash, nausea, dry mouth, constipation, diarrhea, decreased appetite, flatulence, orapharynx disorder, dyspepsia, myopathy, myalgia, myasthenia, somnolence, dizziness, insomnia, tremor, nervousness, libido decreased, agitation, anxiety, abnormal dreams, concenration depaired, depersonalization, myoclonus, amnesia, rhinitis, pharygitis, yawn, dysmenorrhea, impotence, urinary frequency, urinary impaired, and/or urinary tract infection.